Christmas comes early for Kate: Gossip Girl receives a Deux Moi–style DM (anon pls) regarding a possible affair that Greyson de Haan is having, and instead of posting it right away, Kate keeps it for collateral. We’re also introduced to another throuple of sorts, featuring none other than Monet’s mommy. This buddy-cop routine they’ve got going is almost funnier than the face-ID antics at the spa. What’s next, 2049? I also want to see more Max and Audrey shenanigans, even if they come at a cost to the couple, I mean throuple.
#GOSSIP GIRL 2021 EPISODE 2 PASSWORD#
To love!Īnd because I want to give credit where it’s due, whatever the writers are cooking up when it comes to Aki’s film taste is nothing short of flawless because of course his phone password would be 2046. Max assures them both that the only people he wants to be with are them. I don’t know how they’ve made it from New Year’s to Valentine’s Day without this issue arising, but sure. The PrEP? Because Max Wolfe is Max Wolfe, and Aki claims they haven’t had any conversations surrounding exclusivity. Aki is simply scared of bottoming and sought out advice from Rex. All’s well that ends well, though, and the throuple talks it out over high tea. They conspire to confront Aki at the annual Kiss on the Lips party, but that blows up in their faces.
#GOSSIP GIRL 2021 EPISODE 2 CRACK#
They attempt to crack his iPhone code, take a stray text and run with it. She and Max spot Aki heading to his GP, picking up PrEP, and then rendezvousing with Rex, sex toys in tow. What good is polyamory if one of your partners isn’t even participating? And why be direct when you can be detectives? Our very own schoolgirl Sherlock traipses all over the city, desperate to catch Aki in the act. Let’s take it from the top … or, in Aki’s case, the bottom.Īki has been hesitating to hook up with Max and Audrey, and they’re noticing. Though I don’t think her new married love interest is a much better choice. He’s glum and gloomy and dull, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why Julien is so hell-bent on getting him back. While we’re here, it’s also objectively insane to enroll your girlfriend into a new high school without floating the idea by her first - whether she’s cheating or not! The only story I want to stop is Obie’s.
The Chris Pratt cameo should have been the last straw, and yet. This is the mess we’re here for, but given Obie’s reaction, I’m not sure if we’ve seen the last of her? Hating Julien for inadvertently uncovering twincest? Your girlfriend’s cheating on you with not one but two people - one of them being her own brother - and you’re mad at Julien? Be serious, Obie. I’m only surprised I didn’t call this earlier. Of course that girl Grace is a brotherfucker!
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